An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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