now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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