using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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