ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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