My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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