For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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