Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Well I just put wine in my tea
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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