He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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