We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
