i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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