I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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