I wanna bring you to show and tell
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Randomize
