Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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