therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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