Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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