When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Randomize