Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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