Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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