Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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