do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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