Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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