nutella sex= disaster
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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