? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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