your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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