id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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