Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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