Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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