party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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