haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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