that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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