I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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