Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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