Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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