Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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