He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
