ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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