Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
the day after is always just damage control
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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