escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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