I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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