I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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