Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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