return my video game
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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