There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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