I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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