I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
everyone is single if you try hard enough
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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