Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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