the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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