Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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