there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm at about main and main street
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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