I just saw a hot homeless man
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
In America we eat man semen.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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