Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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