I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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