I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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