reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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