I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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